zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

badgrampa:

me as a parent

HONESTY HOUR!

metrobussy:

with a twist: you can only send in yes or no questions you think i’d answer “yes” to. if i answer with “no,” your assumption was wrong. if i don’t publish your ask, you know your assumption was right, and it’ll be our little secret.

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

Sweet home Chicago

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.